Ah car boot sales, where those from west of the river get their new clothes and Christmas presents.

Got to be more than that surely. 75% on Rovers accounts (if you inlcude failure to file on time), possibly, but then there's Blanchard, the East Stand extension (this time next year, Rodney), Watts/Spaven/Menzies/Esders, Cooke v the Aussie clique, Club Rovers 2010, Ben Cockayne, cabbages, 2 "top class" signings, pink shirts..about 99.623% is closer to the mark.

Where do you go for the other posts?

84% of Rovers fans believe you're not really an accountant.

Bless you.

Although even if I'm not, I do understand the Companies Acts of 1985 and 2006 and how it's an offence not to file accounts on time. Perhaps Hudgell could offer me a short-term deal to explain the complicated concept of "10 months after the balance sheet date" Would save him loads of cash in fines

yer but Hudgell has a radio advert an you dont so there