Errr, no spectacular fail,(I cannot be bothered to explain) but then again most of your stuff is

'Fluffer' might be too strong a term, I see him more as the Rosco P. Coltrane to Smiths 'Boss Hog'

If things are not so great in the dressing room it's possible that's why Agar was brought in ,to communicate between the boys & Smith. Apart from being a squash partner,Agar seems ideal to carry the can for Smith in the bad times ,when the kitchen is too hot.

Hot perrrrsoooooot (of 11th place......don't hold your breath, though)

So after a couple of pages we have learned that Agar has been brought in to play squash with TS and to 'put out the cones, on the training field'. We don't seem to be any closer to understanding how he is causing the problems at the club though.

You can also claim that no theories have been put forward that justify his still being there either (btw, we're bottom of the table).