Joined: May 25 2002 Posts: 37704 Location: Zummerzet, where the zoider apples grow
We're into the second week of warm weather and the nutters seem to be out in force. One guy in Dorset was rescued by the coastguard after he tried to sail to Ireland in a 6' inflatable
If we get anything like a repeat of the summer of 1976, Darwin's theory should take care of a few oxygen thieves. Keep your eyes peeled for an increase in aphids becuase they will be followed closely by a plague of ladybirds. In 1976 construction of the Humber Bridge was halted after it got ladybirded off. Yup, hairy-arsed navvies, steel erectors and crane drivers downed tools after harassment from our spotty friends
We're into the second week of warm weather and the nutters seem to be out in force. One guy in Dorset was rescued by the coastguard after he tried to sail to Ireland in a 6' inflatable
If we get anything like a repeat of the summer of 1976, Darwin's theory should take care of a few oxygen thieves. Keep your eyes peeled for an increase in aphids becuase they will be followed closely by a plague of ladybirds. In 1976 construction of the Humber Bridge was halted after it got ladybirded off. Yup, hairy-arsed navvies, steel erectors and crane drivers downed tools after harassment from our spotty friends
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cod'ead wrote:We're into the second week of warm weather and the nutters seem to be out in force. One guy in Dorset was rescued by the coastguard after he tried to sail to Ireland in a 6' inflatable
If we get anything like a repeat of the summer of 1976, Darwin's theory should take care of a few oxygen thieves. Keep your eyes peeled for an increase in aphids becuase they will be followed closely by a plague of ladybirds. In 1976 construction of the Humber Bridge was halted after it got ladybirded off. Yup, hairy-arsed navvies, steel erectors and crane drivers downed tools after harassment from our spotty friends
Remember that ladybird infestation very well. The outdoor pool in Withernsea had a blanket of them over the water and the promenade was covered in them. Memories. Was a warm summer that one. Was only a lad.
cod'ead wrote:We're into the second week of warm weather and the nutters seem to be out in force. One guy in Dorset was rescued by the coastguard after he tried to sail to Ireland in a 6' inflatable
If we get anything like a repeat of the summer of 1976, Darwin's theory should take care of a few oxygen thieves. Keep your eyes peeled for an increase in aphids becuase they will be followed closely by a plague of ladybirds. In 1976 construction of the Humber Bridge was halted after it got ladybirded off. Yup, hairy-arsed navvies, steel erectors and crane drivers downed tools after harassment from our spotty friends
Remember that ladybird infestation very well. The outdoor pool in Withernsea had a blanket of them over the water and the promenade was covered in them. Memories. Was a warm summer that one. Was only a lad.
Joined: Oct 19 2003 Posts: 17898 Location: Packed like sardines, in a tin
WIZEB wrote:Remember that ladybird infestation very well. The outdoor pool in Withernsea had a blanket of them over the water and the promenade was covered in them. Memories. Was a warm summer that one. Was only a lad.
Ditto. Remember a trip to Scarborough and there were millions of the bleeders.
Joined: May 25 2002 Posts: 37704 Location: Zummerzet, where the zoider apples grow
feebleweasel wrote:Note to the media: The "Heatwave" isn't killing anyone. Idiots are killing themselves.
Really?
So people who suffer from respiratory problems that are exacerbated by ground-level ozone* are idiots?
*smog, formed by vehicle exhaust emissions reacting in sunlight
The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan
cod'ead wrote:...In 1976 construction of the Humber Bridge was halted after it got ladybirded off. Yup, hairy-arsed navvies, steel erectors and crane drivers downed tools after harassment from our spotty friends
I remember that well. In Bridlington I remember a yellow VW beetle was literally solid red with ladybirds except for a sweep of yellow across the bonnet where someone had swept them off to take a photograph. You couldn't get away from the little beggars in Brid but, out at Flamborough, the only sign of them was slicks of them coming in on the waves.
For me, thirty-degree heat is not enjoyable, I don't find it "glorious", I don't think it's lovely or enjoyable, to me it is quite simply a hostile environment. I like sun well enough, just not these high temperatures ... I like "normal" British weather, especially the cool, breezy, slight damp of upland areas. Mr Grumpy? ... I guess so
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Joined: Nov 23 2009 Posts: 12749 Location: The Hamptons of East Yorkshire
Dally and his ilk will be up in arms to find that the British ladybird has taken a hammering the last few years due to the invasive nature of the Asian harlequin species. Immigrunt ladybirds?
Been a fantastic week in the Shires of Yorkshire East. Been sprawled out in the back garden furniture, tanning, with periodic wanders into the lounge to update on Ashes, Open and Le Tour, followed by the fridge for a cold beer.
Joined: May 10 2002 Posts: 47951 Location: Die Metropole
El Barbudo wrote:... For me, thirty-degree heat is not enjoyable, I don't find it "glorious", I don't think it's lovely or enjoyable, to me it is quite simply a hostile environment. I like sun well enough, just not these high temperatures ... I like "normal" British weather, especially the cool, breezy, slight damp of upland areas. Mr Grumpy? ... I guess so
I don't mind the temperatures – what makes it more difficult for me, personally, is the humidity.
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