and possibly the neighbour's leigh! haaaaaa!

absolutly nowt,,be too busy jet setting around the world..may come back to see us give wigan their yearly thrashing

I would improve facilities for all amateur clubs in Warrington - new clubhouses, improve the grass pitches, 3G pitches, gym.

Invest in Service area, Academy, U20's.

Money to RL related charities

Stadium improvements

Investment when needed for players

I'd buy Warrington Wolves from Simon Moran.

Then I'd get Phil Clarke in as Director of Rugby and statistical analysis in charge of the signings so he would bring in quality players like Hock and Tomkins. I'd also insist on us bringing Gleeson back to replace Matt King. Tony Smith would probably be unhappy about board interference so we'd part company by mutual consent with best wishes for the future and I'd get Hanley in as coach.

Also I'd buy the struggling Sale Sharks and rename them Warrington Wolves RU and play them out of the HJ in a bid to get a RU franchise up and running in Warrington and run a joint code venture like Hetherington has done with great success at Leeds.

Guarantee (daily) advertising space to all British newspapers, on the proviso of employing dedicated RL journalists. Schmooze/blackmail (dependant on my mood), Barbara Slater and Helen Boaden.

Too many sports to split my money between.

Think Everton need a bit of financial assistance more so would give a fair bit to them. Warrington - a few million for stuff like stadium expansion and pay for free coaches to all away matches.

Would also buy a Green Bay Packers season ticket which would mean I'd need a private jet aswell.

It wouldn't buy their salary cap.

either that or

It would buy them and their stadium and still have 115 million left to spend. (2million on Wigan, 21 on the DW.)

i'd lend the club 50 mill on the proviso that no one was allowed in unless they were wearing a warrington wolves replica shirt.


oh and for those of you that haven't seen kelly lebrock for a while

Nice one catpiss.... you have just ruined a memory....

i still open internal doors like chet, with a cigar in my mouth and using only my feet.

Don't they just