Your girlfriend was a die hard R....s fan and she wanted you to go and watch them with her at an away match she hates FC by the way.
1. Say you was working.
2. Pull a Sicky.
3. Drop her off at the ground and sit in the pub.
4.Pay her bus fare.
Any other suggestions.

I wouldnt go out with anybody who's brother was also her father

Tell her to cough.....

simples....

Option 5. dump her!!

Exactly!!

Welcome to Singlesville, population, YOU!!

fcgrandad...... you are such a twaat.... wish i hadnt said owt. You forgot to put that she is extremely good looking and well fit, and there is always method in my madness !!

Would'nt go there in the first place mate - missus is from Greatfield and was Black & White when I met her, Me from hessle rd. All her family are Black & White and still live on Greatfield. I'd have walked away given a whiff of R....s. Never smile at a crocodile!!

Never in a million years.

And I'd tell her straight.

I would'nt have said anything, my look of contempt would have done the trick !!

She should know not to ask you in the first place!

I will welcome anybody into my family but he is trying it on this time.
He will be washing her laundry next.

She would have known not to have been in my prescence in the first place!