Was at OT last night and the Stetford End were singing a very irritating song when they went into the lead and were running riot against Spurs:



"We do what we want

We do what we want

We're Man United

We do what we want"



To the same tune as "He runs to the left, he runs to the right, that boy Ronaldo..."



I know it would be yet another song nicked from the Cockneys, but it would sound good at Wembley assuming we do get into the lead obviously (



):



We do what we want

We do what we want

We're Wigan Rugby

We do what we want



I won't be able to start this from my Club Wembley seat (

) but promise to join in!



Alternatively



He does what he wants

He does what he wants

He's Sam Tomkins

He does what he wants



Would be very amusing

I'd vote the last one sounds better

I've got a better one for the lovely likkle sam,



He can't stay on his feet

he's nowt but a cheat

when Ablett gets hold of him

he'll be dead meat.



Thankyou.

Actually made me lol in the office. Nice one.

I've got one for Ryan Bailey



He dropped the soap in the shower

A big guy took his flower

He used to be sweet but now he likes meat

Ryan Bailey you suck



I know it doesn't go with the top song but find a tune and make it work, Couldn't think of a last line aswell

Helloooo, Hellooooo

Say it's good to be back, good to be back,



Helloooo, Hellooooo

Say it's good to be back, good to be back,



Helloooo, Hellooooo

Say it's good to be back, good to be back,



Helloooo, Hellooooo

Say it's good to be back, good to be back,



Helloooo, Hellooooo

Say it's good to be back, good to be back,

I vote the 2nd one or the Ryan baily one. As for the Leeds version they blink and Sam will be gone and up the pitch in no time.

what about helloooo helloooo, we are the billy bo..................... never mind..







not the biggest Gary Glitter fan but in the west stand weve gotta get that going for sure Matty

Steady big man

Seeing as I'll be cheering on you lot I'll stick with We all hate L**ds

Why don't you shut up?

No need for it if you want to troll get on the hull fc board dont come on here with that ****

The mention of "Club" reminded me of the old ditty from the terraces in the late 1980's, and to the theme of the old Club chocolate bar adverts:



"If you like a lot of trophies on your sideboard, join our club"



Those with long memories will undoubtedly remember the 2nd much censored verse too!

Loving the sam version

We already sing this. Never really caught on in a big way though.