Quote Damo-Leeds="Damo-Leeds"This is why I don‘t go out with my parents! - www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWUABN_Cc9A'" thought it was because they didn't invite you damo.

Quote Damo-Leeds="Damo-Leeds"This is why I don‘t go out with my parents! - www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWUABN_Cc9A'" thought it was because they didn't invite you damo.

A woman walks into the St Helens benefits office, trailed by 15 kids...



'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'Are they ALL yours?



'Yeah they are all mine,' the flustered mother sighs, having heard that

question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Terry.' All the children

rush to find seats.



'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need

all your children's names.'



'This one's my oldest - he is Terry.'



'OK, and who's next?'



'Well this one he is Terry, also.'



The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the

oldest four, all boys, all named Terry. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Terri. 'All right,' says the caseworker. 'I'm seeing a pattern

here. Are they ALL named Terri?'



Their Mother replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get

them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Terry!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Terry!' an' they all come

runnin.' An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just

yell 'Terry' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had,

namin' them all Terry.'



The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and

says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the

whole bunch?'



‘Then’ she says……….'I call them by their surnames!'

Rubbish.

I want that minute of my life back

loveeee it <3

x

It would have been funnier if it were more realistic, she would have had 20 kids called Jayden or Britney

How many does that hold?

Quote Catalancs="Catalancs"thought it was because they didn't invite you damo.'" Yeah I was invited but over the next two weeks I’m dropping all unnecessary actions in order to focus on getting a job. This will mean less facebook, less msn, less RLFANS (this will please everyone) & no producing the crap that I’ve spouted out on Youtube over the last few weeks along with not looking forward to a night out at the end of the week. Live each day as a comes looking for a job is the only way forward. Wish me luck! I even predicted my future here - www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRCk7u3l0NA

Quote Catalancs="Catalancs"thought it was because they didn't invite you damo.'" Yeah I was invited but over the next two weeks I’m dropping all unnecessary actions in order to focus on getting a job. This will mean less facebook, less msn, less RLFANS (this will please everyone) & no producing the crap that I’ve spouted out on Youtube over the last few weeks along with not looking forward to a night out at the end of the week. Live each day as a comes looking for a job is the only way forward. Wish me luck! I even predicted my future here - www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRCk7u3l0NA

Keep on playing like you are doing and your's will be empty too

And playing like you do doesn't bring the crowds in either so what's your excuse!

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Just horrible hearing news like this news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World- ... lian_Coast