I know it's Barker, but if it comes off then he'll be an UNREAL signing at our level



@NeilBarker14: Exclusive - Leigh, a fine, ambitious club are tipped to land FUIFUI MOIMOI for next season - pipped @salfordred for his signature

He got part of it right for starters

He's not good at factual reporting though.

Its hardly news. Worse kept secret in RL

Never heard of him

Sure I saw him in Hag Fold last week.

What on earth were you doing in Hag Fold, Frank ?

That was Fu Fu La Mar, when you walked past that mirrored shop window

Well was looking for an investment opportunity and that's when I thought I spotted Neil Barker.

What were you looking to invest in Frank?



• Cannabis Farm

• Crack Cocaine Factory

• Pallets of Stolen Supermarket Red Wine















Fui Fui Moi Moi is a Leyther IMO

That was Yaphat Kotto , he was walking Foo Foo who is Miss Piggys dog .

Frank was trying to immerse himself in a bit of culture.

fu fu was in the george vi this afternoon buying ale from his £125,000 a year contract

Which one are we thinking of ,Fui Fui , Fu Fu , or Foo Foo ?

look like a poddle ...hope that helps

How good is my GM Buses number 3 shirt signed by Mr. R Moi Moi going to look again now, 25 years since he last pulled it on. That was a retirement present to me.

How good is my GM Buses number 3 shirt signed by Mr. R Moi Moi going to look again now, 25 years since he last pulled it on. That was a retirement present to me.

GM Buses



I remember the Ad in the Programme , coupling Drivers and Bus Conducters with the players

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