I feel i have to come here and apologise for my offspring's conduct on your great forum.
I guess i have to share a lot of the blame for his behaviour, i didn't spend a lot of time with him as a child. In fact, i even had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.
I don't let him out much as he is a nuisance in open spaces, so i try to keep him indoors (all walls and floors are cushioned to stop injuries). I bought him his computer in the hope he would go on some social sites to gain some important social skills. Alas, he found this site and has decided to set up home here.
Anyway, I'm off to bingo then a few pints of mild in the local cheap boozer, and if he comes on here later....tell him i have changed his bedsheets and replaced the plastic undersheet .
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