Indeed and both of the main parties are just pretending that they are going to spend.

Not until their manifestos are revealed, will either of the main parties be subject to any scrutiny.



For now, they are just chucking pebbles into a pond and watching how the ripples form.

Thanks for the recipe and instructions.

I might just try microwaving seeing as I'm inhaling copious amounts of herbal remedy during my solo lockdown....... Not a lot else to do.



Off to put my pinny on and I'll let you know how it turns out.

I thought you were in a canteen with 300 others?

Keep up with the programme mate.

I was, earlier in the week.

Ah right, am I now meant to have sympathy because you are sat at home in your underpants smoking weed?

I think it might destroy me if you decide to withdraw your sympathy.