So you're trying to suggest Hammond was some sort of rogue agent who starved the NHS of funding against the wishes of all other Conservatives?



Nice try but nobody's going to fall for that one



If this becomes an election about the NHS rather than Brexit then the Conservative party will not get a majority.

Thanks for the recipe and instructions.

I might just try microwaving seeing as I'm inhaling copious amounts of herbal remedy during my solo lockdown....... Not a lot else to do.



Off to put my pinny on and I'll let you know how it turns out.

I thought you were in a canteen with 300 others?

Keep up with the programme mate.

I was, earlier in the week.

Ah right, am I now meant to have sympathy because you are sat at home in your underpants smoking weed?

I think it might destroy me if you decide to withdraw your sympathy.