I hear those new glasses that cure colour blindness can also help loony lefticle blinkerednessness. I was going to send some to tigertot but his doctor said he's also got Tradeunionism. Or was it Communism? I forget. Whatever, it's incurable.
For the rest of you demonstrate concerning symptoms of deaf/blind/dumb EUphilia, I retain faith modern medicine will find a way, although your sickness is a particularly stubborn and sorry ailment. My sympathies.
For those itching to diagnose me with xenophobia or some similarly unpleasant ailment, I can assure you my tests are, and always have been, thoroughly clear.
Hope you all had a merry Xmas yer filthy deluded lefty animals.