Mind you , I'm keeping positive.
This double decker bus journey will only take an hour and twenty.
Forward planning.
I tipped a litre carton of Aldis Orange Juice Everyday Essentials down my sink and filled it with a nice bottle of Sauvignon.
Still a hint of orange but going down well on the journey.
Oh, if only I wasn't telling the truth.
Ps - Thank fook that bird from Aldis wasnt in the shop.
I have the impression she isnt very friendly anymore...
