The sassanach's are a daintier type.
Bless!

I was waiting for you to turn up.
It'll be the ceremonial robes for you over the weekend then?
You know ... the skirt, the purse on a belt and the offensive weapon in the sock?
If it stays nice you could invade Carlisle.

I've been to Hamilton today - they were spreading sand from gritter wagons on the road to stop the tarmac melting.

It's not really a heatwave. It's Summer.

The Met Office disagrees with you and I'd tend to think they have more knowledge on this matter than you do.

A British summer could be cold and wet a lot of the time. I understand last years was. For Britain this is a heatwave, and you've got to be a contrarian to say it isn't.

A visitor from Mexico or Morocco would be wondering what the hell the fuss was about.

BBC Weather is now warning of floods tomorrow.
Hey-ho.

it's still warm, might get the lilo out