Post subject: Re: Benefits to be cut for fat claimants
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:22 pm
Ferocious Aardvark
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100% Wire wrote:That is unreal
I thought it takes the biscuit, but policy has swiftly moved on. According to Newsthump, the winter fuel allowance could become a thing of the past as the government announced plans for fat people on benefits to be melted down to fuel the heating systems of the elderly.
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Post subject: Re: Benefits to be cut for fat claimants
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:33 pm
Mintball
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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:I thought it takes the biscuit, but policy has swiftly moved on. According to Newsthump, the winter fuel allowance could become a thing of the past as the government announced plans for fat people on benefits to be melted down to fuel the heating systems of the elderly.
Ah, but only poor fat people or disabled ones or any on any sort of benefits. Obviously.
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Post subject: Re: Benefits to be cut for fat claimants
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:58 pm
cod'ead
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Mintball wrote:Ah, but only poor fat people or disabled ones or any on any sort of benefits. Obviously.
And MPs aren't on benefits?
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Post subject: Re: Benefits to be cut for fat claimants
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:21 pm
cod'ead
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Mintball wrote:Goodness, no!
That's quite different.
Must be, most benefits cheats get serious jail time. IIRConly three MPs have seen the inside of a nick for their thieving of public funds
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cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
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