sacre bleu John, quelle catastrophe !



next thing you be telling me petit fours are an endangered species !



rest assured vol au vents are alive and kicking in la France

a bunch of ruddy hooligans - and that's just the players !

Erm, that would depend on what was deemed correct and by whom, much like the teacake debate.

Ermmm....I think you'll find that is the organised famous Tartan Army march through Paris from the Eiffel Tower to the Parc des Princes. Led by a pipe band. (not a hooligan in sight)



Oh, and we won that one, 0 - 1. (Euro qualifier 2007)

...and how did your Euro '07 campaign go?

We decided not to qualify a bit like the Wally with the Brolly and his lot.

Mind you, we had Italy, France and Ukraine in our qualifying group, unlike the p!ss easier group the English had for being seeded. (and still failed to make it).