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 Post subject: Justin Lee Collins Trial
PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:53 pm 
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He may have brought back Grange Hill but it is alleged the hairy jovial bloke may be a bit of a loon away from the cameras

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... sa%2BBrown

Quote:‘You f*****up at the pub, when you’re f****** with me you look at the f****** ground, you look at a tree, you look at a bench, you look at any f***** inanimate object, you do not look at any other human being you slag, do you understand?’

At one point he states she had unprotected sex on trains with different ethnicities - blacks and f****** chinks.
He may have brought back Grange Hill but it is alleged the hairy jovial bloke may be a bit of a loon away from the cameras

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... sa%2BBrown

Quote:‘You f*****up at the pub, when you’re f****** with me you look at the f****** ground, you look at a tree, you look at a bench, you look at any f***** inanimate object, you do not look at any other human being you slag, do you understand?’

At one point he states she had unprotected sex on trains with different ethnicities - blacks and f****** chinks.

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Lee Collins Trial
PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:55 pm 
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I never thought he was funny anyway. And clearly he isn't.






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 Post subject: Re: Justin Lee Collins Trial
PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:08 pm 
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A 'blow-by-blow' account of her sexual history. Is that a writer's joke?

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Lee Collins Trial
PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:16 pm 
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Justin Lee Collins, I find you guilty of being a third rate "comedian", with a penchant for looking like the only Gibb brother that's still alive.
You are a habitually unfunny git, who sponged off the "humour" of "laugh at me, because I'm gay" Alan Carr.
You will be sent to a secure unit, where you will be forced to listen to the devastingly unfunny Michael McIntyre.
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 Post subject: Re: Justin Lee Collins Trial
PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:28 pm 
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lefty goldblatt wrote:Justin Lee Collins, I find you guilty of being a third rate "comedian", with a penchant for looking like the only Gibb brother that's still alive.
You are a habitually unfunny git, who sponged off the "humour" of "laugh at me, because I'm gay" Alan Carr.
You will be sent to a secure unit, where you will be forced to listen to the devastingly unfunny Michael McIntyre.
May God have mercy on your soul


double punishment, has to listen to the dreadfull McIntyre whilst waiiting for a non existent being to take pity on him..!

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Lee Collins Trial
PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:45 pm 
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Be very, very careful folks – this is still sub judice.






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 Post subject: Re: Justin Lee Collins Trial
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Mintball wrote:Be very, very careful folks – this is still sub judice.


He's not on trial for being a shite comic unfortunately






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Is it true there are nine women on the jury? He's doomed! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Lee Collins Trial
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cod'ead wrote:He's not on trial for being a shite comic unfortunately

The courts couldn't cope with the volume.

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The trial is continuing. It remains sub judice. We are not, therefore, discussing specific aspects of the case that are being discussed in the courtroom. Mintball

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