They could've at least waited until next week, the boring c*nts.

Varun Chopra for England, surely

Bit swarthy to get into the England side, but if Bopara gets dropped then a space might open up.

Barring Kent making an almighty cobblers of the last 4 sessions it looks like a three-way scrap atop Division 2. Given Kent play Glamorgan last, they appear to be in pole position weather permitting.

Get him a Saffer passport and a gripe about quotas and we're sorted.

While we go to Chelmsfort... Tasty

here's hoping the once mighty Essex can at least give you lot a decent game !

Here's hoping you lot nick off on holiday early, what with not having owt to play for and that, and let us skittle your under-15s.

you shouldn't have too much trouble though i've heard good reports about Tom Westley who can play a bit if he gets in and Owais Shah is either brilliant or rubbish - normally a decent wicket at the County Ground especially with the good weather so it should be an entertaining game

anyway the boys usually take their holidays in sun-drenched Clacton or Sarfend !

Shah with a big hundred today, so he's probably due a 15 or something next week. The way it's going, we should/could be top two before the final round kicks off, so I'll be happy with rain all over the country for four days. Plague of frogs if that's what it takes.


Poor sods