Post subject: Re: Funny/interesting things you've found on the internet #6
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:00 pm
Hopie
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Post subject: Re: Funny/interesting things you've found on the internet #6
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:54 am
gutterfax
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Joined: Aug 13 2003 Posts: 20966 Location: The Shaky Isles
A new Country is created to make the Aussies feel better about their poor performances so far at the Olympics...
Aus Zealand in #9 on the table...
dally messenger wrote:was watching an nfl doco. on one of their teams and they used the term bomb to describe those long high passes from quaterback to running back and i think gibson took that idea, realized you cant throw the ball forward in RL and adapted it to a "bomb" kick we have
eels fan wrote:You poor poor obsessed fat ex vichyballin potato thieving stoaway.
Have a play with the zoom-in function. There's loads of people not watching as Usain wins. I've spotted Christine Ohurougu (left hand side, by all the press) - she's not watchin either. Currently looking for my wife who said she was visiting her auntie but was probably in the stadium, carrying on her illicit affair.
Have a play with the zoom-in function. There's loads of people not watching as Usain wins. I've spotted Christine Ohurougu (left hand side, by all the press) - she's not watchin either. Currently looking for my wife who said she was visiting her auntie but was probably in the stadium, carrying on her illicit affair.
Have a play with the zoom-in function. There's loads of people not watching as Usain wins. I've spotted Christine Ohurougu (left hand side, by all the press) - she's not watchin either. Currently looking for my wife who said she was visiting her auntie but was probably in the stadium, carrying on her illicit affair.
Thats a fantastic photo, but in true Columbo style I'll now ask a few awkward questions...
Zoom right in to the starting blocks and then try and find the kerfuffle where the pillock threw the bottle, theres nothing, people are all sat still, no stewards, no-one being carted away, everyone sitting normally and watching something to their left, possibly the big screen.
The big screen at that end of the ground is already displaying the result and the timings and seemingly a live picture of the finish, but at the near end of the ground we can see that Bolt has only just crossed the line and no-one else has yet - but the big screen has already got them in order of finish, and their times ???
And just one more thing sir...
You don't think its a compilation of several photos, some live and some from when they replayed the race several times ?
Have a play with the zoom-in function. There's loads of people not watching as Usain wins. I've spotted Christine Ohurougu (left hand side, by all the press) - she's not watchin either. Currently looking for my wife who said she was visiting her auntie but was probably in the stadium, carrying on her illicit affair.
Thats a fantastic photo, but in true Columbo style I'll now ask a few awkward questions...
Zoom right in to the starting blocks and then try and find the kerfuffle where the pillock threw the bottle, theres nothing, people are all sat still, no stewards, no-one being carted away, everyone sitting normally and watching something to their left, possibly the big screen.
The big screen at that end of the ground is already displaying the result and the timings and seemingly a live picture of the finish, but at the near end of the ground we can see that Bolt has only just crossed the line and no-one else has yet - but the big screen has already got them in order of finish, and their times ???
And just one more thing sir...
You don't think its a compilation of several photos, some live and some from when they replayed the race several times ?
Which one is your wife and her fancy man then ?
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Post subject: Re: Funny/interesting things you've found on the internet #6
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:01 pm
littlerich
International Chairman
Joined: Aug 18 2002 Posts: 18789 Location: 'Fax fan in Stockport: The jewel in the ring of Manchester
JerryChicken wrote:Thats a fantastic photo, but in true Columbo style I'll now ask a few awkward questions...
Zoom right in to the starting blocks and then try and find the kerfuffle where the pillock threw the bottle, theres nothing, people are all sat still, no stewards, no-one being carted away, everyone sitting normally and watching something to their left, possibly the big screen.
The big screen at that end of the ground is already displaying the result and the timings and seemingly a live picture of the finish, but at the near end of the ground we can see that Bolt has only just crossed the line and no-one else has yet - but the big screen has already got them in order of finish, and their times ???
And just one more thing sir...
You don't think its a compilation of several photos, some live and some from when they replayed the race several times ?
Which one is your wife and her fancy man then ?
Ah Lieutenant, welcome back to my office YET AGAIN. You amuse me, bumbling around in that raincoat
Yep - the more i look at it the more weird things are. It's certainly intriguing nonetheless.
Spotted my wife - leaving with HIM at Exit 250 above the big screen at the end. Bitch.
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