Always wondered why they wore those big hats - just imagine how much cheese you can hide under one of those.

The older ones amongst us remember the fragrant Lady Isobel Barnet (*) who, having left a shop with a tin of tuna without paying for it, was so mortified by the damage that she perceived had been made to her standing in society that she committed suicide shortly after being prosecuted.

(*) Said lady was a witty and popular member of the panel on various TV shows back in the days of 405 and 625 lines (**) and monochrome TV.
Smoked like a chimney but with such style.

(**) Look it up.

Which is a handy snack for the rat under your hat who's controlling the actual cooking.



There's a blast from the past.

My wife has been a nurse for 40 years and I can be sure if she had been found guilty of multiple shoplifting she would have been shown the door.

Even if she claimed to have been under intense pressure at her job and it affected her mental state ?

I've just noticed that Little Chef is trending on Twitter.

What's he nicked now?

That was the point indeed.

It's trending in reality this incident. Just been down to Aldi and saw Nigella Lawson smuggling a couple of juicy melons out under her coat.

I can't believe you are all treating this serious matter with levity. Next someone will be pointing out that Antony Worrall Thompson's name is an anagram of
'Ham roll? No, not now. Pastry!'

How have I missed this fabulous new invention?