Jackson the German Shepherd Dog stole a whole hot 'n spicy pizza that had just been delievered to one of my daughters while the wife and I were on holiday this year, she thought she'd mislaid it at first because he ate all of it, including the box, it was only when he started squirting liquid hot 'n spicy pizza all over the garden that she realised what had happened to it.
The wife and I got a text message in our hotel in Corfu, "Come home please, dog shitting all over house"
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Dave Lister wrote:A Korma isn't spicy food.
Nobody said it was. Oh wait....you're trying to be funny.
Sorry.
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Never, ever engage in unprotected anal sex with anyone who has recently eaten a curry. You get one of those chilli seeds wedged behind your foreskin and you'll know what burning feels like
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cod'ead wrote:Never, ever engage in unprotected anal sex with anyone who has recently eaten a curry. You get one of those chilli seeds wedged behind your foreskin and you'll know what burning feels like
At least we have solved Cragganmore Kid's problem.
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