Joined: Jun 01 2007 Posts: 12667 Location: Leicestershire.
pmh wrote:CCCrrrraaazzzyyyy, isn't it? Bit like when you used to chase a young lady around the arena of Spiders of a Saturday evening and then, when said conquest was assured, in a rare moment of clarity, one realised afore mentioned young lady had a fizzog like Mark Broadhurst (rugby link that innit, still on topic) and decided you no longer wished to pursue said conquest.
On more than one occasion (actually, I think it was twice) I had to get out of the taxi on the way to said lady's student house as I was too terrified to "take the matter further", unfortunately, on one occasion, the taxi had not, as I thought, stopped at the lights. Bouncing down Cottingham Road at one forty five in the morning of a chill December evening is not to be recommended.
I'll try harder next time, Ms. pmh had pilchards for tea yesterday evening. That is not a euphemism.
Ahh Spiders. 45p a shot, chilli burger, Mudhoney, Brown Bomber, Willie the Worm, Cannonball by the Breeders - 1993, I miss you!!!!!!
'Thus I am tormented by my curiosity and humbled by my ignorance.' from History of an Old Bramin, The New York Mirror (A Weekly Journal Devoted to Literature and the Fine Arts), February 16th 1833.
Joined: Sep 18 2010 Posts: 4623 Location: Easter Island
pmh wrote:Not playing bingo any more, off to play that game where you roll the balls up the slope and a camel/horse and jockey runs along the top. Proper good at that me. Unbeatable.
Haven't done much work today, best go for a fag.
Is rigged though that game, I've had a flawless run of 5's with no hole rattling and still been beaten by the old dear at the end, by four furlongs I may add!
Michelangelo, 1475-1564. ---------- Every block of stone has a statue inside it and it is the task of the sculptor to discover it. ----------
Joined: Jan 15 2007 Posts: 11924 Location: Secret Hill Top Lair. V.2
dum-dum wrote:Is rigged though that game, I've had a flawless run of 5's with no hole rattling and still been beaten by the old dear at the end, by four furlongs I may add!
All in the wrist dum-dum, all in the wrist.
Murdered Ms. pmh at arcade basket ball in Hunstanton (don't go, think Brid, but worse. Not quite Withernsea, but you get the gist.) won about a gazillion tickets. This qualified me for some sort of rat faced troll rip off that had been made in a Chinese sweat shop out of rusty nails and Mao Zedong's granny's pubic beard. I gave my tickets to a woman with a small child, on reflection, I'm not sure that was a nice thing to do.
If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle.
Joined: Sep 18 2010 Posts: 4623 Location: Easter Island
the classic ticketed prizing structure where the s*** prizes are terrible and the 'decent' prizes take 100+ wins at 20p a go, You would have to spend £20 and win every game to take home a remote(the wired type) controlled car with a £5.99 b&m sticker on it.
Michelangelo, 1475-1564. ---------- Every block of stone has a statue inside it and it is the task of the sculptor to discover it. ----------
Joined: Jun 01 2007 Posts: 12667 Location: Leicestershire.
hull smallears wrote:Up for a reminiscense? (i cannot be bothered to even check the spelling by the way so don't start, second)
Absolutement. Wouldn't go so far as going back - but happy to sit in an old man pub and talk about old times. I'm up for the weekend of Rovers vs Crusaders (12th/13th March), if you're around.
'Thus I am tormented by my curiosity and humbled by my ignorance.' from History of an Old Bramin, The New York Mirror (A Weekly Journal Devoted to Literature and the Fine Arts), February 16th 1833.
I see Rovers annual return is overdue at Companies House. Ha!
I see your annual comment about Rovers' annual return isn't late.
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the classic ticketed prizing structure where the s*** prizes are terrible and the 'decent' prizes take 100+ wins at 20p a go, You would have to spend £20 and win every game to take home a remote(the wired type) controlled car with a £5.99 b&m sticker on it.
