She's old enough to be my mam

She's devestated.

Oh believe me, so am I

It was your impressive two pint, two hand maneuver that was sealing the deal.

That was funny

You we're the one that said you fancied her JordyRhinoasaurboy.

You've never seen me with two pints in two hands before

Just seen my time table for next year at University.

Monday, 9 o clock till 11
Thursday 9 o clock till 1
Friday 9 o clock till 12

and that example is the longest week I've got. Most are shorter.


I'm glad I don't pay another 3 grand to 3 and half grand now to live there when I'll get the train and I'll be home by 1 most days. (that's the days I go)

Results day tomorrow. Bricking it me lads.

no wonder they say students are lazy