If you have nothing sensible to say, please don't say it.

If you're right on this one mate, I'll love you forever.

You have me quite excited now, although you could have told me when you actually heard about it!

Oh, and as for your sig...

2 - Attended... haha.....Seriously 6.74. But how did you miss so many clear chances??????? Worked hard, solid in the air getting the better of a taller centre half. Would have been 8.74 but your a scum fan and that can't be excused.

Doesn't quite compare to this:

CB: Ash - 8, the Vidic to Rich's Ferdinand, etc etc. Was definitely the player I underestimated the most at this match.

Even if it's on the Wear?



I have a magic touch when it comes to exciting people, although the last male this happened to asked me to dress up as a nurse at his fancy dress party.

Oh, and beer > texting. Sorry lad.

8.74 > 8. Me > you.

But seriously, a 5 foot 10ish young dwarf CB playing striker versus 6 foot plus experienced defenders, and I got the better of them. Fantastic IMO.

In the second half when t'old hamstring snapped and I went to CB, it was a commanding performance, the 'keeper hardly touched the ball. At least there were no more embarrassing diving headers sending the ball over the bar, despite been on the line.

If it's there, I'll never talk to you again. You know exactly where I want him to be!


Now I know where these stories about you come from.

You only got 6.74 because of these misses. I haven't even seen them but the way you described them made you sound utterly terrible.

I got an 8, not bad considering I've never played at centre back in my life! I wouldn't have missed those chances you've described to me either, I'm a striker by nature.

I'm not his agent FFS, I can't tell him where to go. Steve Bruce, Sunderland and Premier League or Alan Shearer, Newcastle and Championship...that's the choice he needs to make. So he'll probably end up at 'Boro.



I didn't complain, it was another tally mark for the wall chart. Although he was upset when I turned up in jeans and a shirt, poor lad.

I got 6.74 because the Barcelona kit wearing pansies wouldn't know decent football if it smacked them in the face with a wet kipper.



It was about hot and early morning and I had just got in from a night out, give me some credit. The volley wasn't that bad TBH, the header, well quite simply was awful, yet awesome at the same time. The one-on-one later on was $hit as well. To say the guy wasn't even a 'keeper makes it even worse, so we won't say that.



Oh well. I'm up front tomorrow night again, maybe third game lucky, I won't be holding my breath mind. Last week was just a truly awful week for football.

Easy decision. He won't get to play alongside The Ranger at any other club.