Joined: Mar 26 2006 Posts: 3807 Location: Quumfing somewhere!
Aye up,
Me and all my mates are off to the Magic weekend in fancy dress. We were all meant to be going dressed as death row prisoners (Orange boiler suit with HMP Castleford on the back). But the lads have decided to do their own thing now. So that leaves me with a problem - what do I go as? So I am looking for suggestions obviously with a Cas theme and not so daft I cant make the costume. Then again if a bloke can dress as a tin of spam the sky is the limit Nowt to do with bummery either, I have gone off bummery now I am into ankle w@nking and armpit sex.
George Bush says 'we are losing the war on drugs'. Well you know what that implies? There's a war going on, and people on drugs are winning it! Well what does that tell you about drugs? Some smart, creative motherfookers on that side."
Joined: Feb 17 2002 Posts: 12415 Location: Castleford
Therailwayendisuponus. wrote:Aye up,
Me and all my mates are off to the Magic weekend in fancy dress. We were all meant to be going dressed as death row prisoners (Orange boiler suit with HMP Castleford on the back). But the lads have decided to do their own thing now. So that leaves me with a problem - what do I go as? So I am looking for suggestions obviously with a Cas theme and not so daft I cant make the costume. Then again if a bloke can dress as a tin of spam the sky is the limit Nowt to do with bummery either, I have gone off bummery now I am into ankle w@nking and armpit sex.
So what are you going to say to new members now? "Fancy an ankle w@nk?" I don't think it has the same ring to it.
Since it's Magic Weekend why don't you go as a charachter from Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?
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Joined: Mar 26 2006 Posts: 3807 Location: Quumfing somewhere!
Bonzo wrote:So what are you going to say to new members now? "Fancy an ankle w@nk?" I don't think it has the same ring to it.
Since it's Magic Weekend why don't you go as a charachter from Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?
No, it'll be you strike me as the kind of chappie that's into armpit sex. Like the Harry Potter suggestion though. Fancy an ankle helpful?
George Bush says 'we are losing the war on drugs'. Well you know what that implies? There's a war going on, and people on drugs are winning it! Well what does that tell you about drugs? Some smart, creative motherfookers on that side."
Joined: Mar 26 2006 Posts: 3807 Location: Quumfing somewhere!
Therailwayendisuponus. wrote:No, it'll be you strike me as the kind of chappie that's into armpit sex. Like the Harry Potter suggestion though. Fancy an ankle helpful?
Cool helpful's not filtered. helpful helpful helpful helpful.
George Bush says 'we are losing the war on drugs'. Well you know what that implies? There's a war going on, and people on drugs are winning it! Well what does that tell you about drugs? Some smart, creative motherfookers on that side."
Joined: Mar 26 2006 Posts: 3807 Location: Quumfing somewhere!
Bonzo wrote:You still need to behave yourself though so don't go OTT.
George Bush says 'we are losing the war on drugs'. Well you know what that implies? There's a war going on, and people on drugs are winning it! Well what does that tell you about drugs? Some smart, creative motherfookers on that side."
Joined: Mar 26 2006 Posts: 3807 Location: Quumfing somewhere!
Gazemous wrote:Why don't you both go as bananas and replicate your avatar?
As I said mate, I am done with bummery now, akles and armpits are they way forward.
George Bush says 'we are losing the war on drugs'. Well you know what that implies? There's a war going on, and people on drugs are winning it! Well what does that tell you about drugs? Some smart, creative motherfookers on that side."
Joined: Mar 07 2003 Posts: 2743 Location: in an ocean of denial
How about a modified army uniform incorporating Cas colours, 3 stripes and 'Fear the Sargent' emblazoned somewhere
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