-VIKINGMAN- wrote:Put plenty of pressure on Ben Black and our halfs will dominate, Beswick will be no match for Smithy God and Toa Balboa and lightening Paddy Flynn will destroy fax out wide. We have to be careful of fat Frank coming from the bench and the other chap with no socks who will knock on constantly from the speed of the defensive line. Penkywicz will realise he is also no match for Smithy god and will drift out wide throwing interception passes. Cullen will have Gleesons game marked down and he will have a stinker. Gaskell will be like a rat in maze and will confuse the fax defence so much that they will be seeing stars at the end of the 80 minutes. Scott Yates will have a 100% kicking record and loz Wildbore will give someone a good slapping with his porno tache. Michael Ostick will smash Jesus (Wrench) also giving himself concussion at the same time but will play on regardless. And on the final whistle Cullen will outspeak Calland making him sound like a chav from Rochdale.
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With suitable amendments if you were playing Leigh RLFC I,m so glad you are not playing us on Thursday.