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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:05 pm 
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A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers. Link

I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal?

Joke to lighten the depressing gloom
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A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers. Link

I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal?

Joke to lighten the depressing gloom
:D






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The chimp would have got away with it if he had not posted his plans on his blog.

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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers. Link

I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal?

Joke to lighten the depressing gloom
:D


Well apparently we can only afford to pay peanuts so we must have a good chance of getting him. :wink:
Ferocious Aardvark wrote:A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers. Link

I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal?

Joke to lighten the depressing gloom
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Well apparently we can only afford to pay peanuts so we must have a good chance of getting him. :wink:






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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers. Link


It doesn't say in that story but they chopped his bollocks off for that.

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal?


He hasn't used his ball handling skills for a year.
Ferocious Aardvark wrote:A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers. Link


It doesn't say in that story but they chopped his bollocks off for that.

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal?


He hasn't used his ball handling skills for a year.






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vbfg wrote:It doesn't say in that story but they chopped his bollocks off for that.

He hasn't used his ball handling skills for a year.
No problem, we'll play him at half-back.






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vbfg wrote:He hasn't used his ball handling skills for a year.


What's Leon got to do with it? ;)

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In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

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af wrote:In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.


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Just what Macca needs, another monkey on his back :x

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