i have it on good authority mr chegwin will be at the match on saturday as a guest of the club....you heard it here first!

wow im deffo going now NOT

hook line and sinker , check the date

Shame this isnt true, he would have fitted right in with the alleged player's culture.

I cannot believe someone is posting comments at 3:22am...

Who says that Cheggers can't be boozers !!

Great site lads.

That is getting tedious.

why i work nights

The police wouldn`t allow it on safety grounds, our ground only holds just over 13k and it wouldn`t be safe to leave thousands of frustrated cheggers fans outside the ground just milling around near busy roads.

Unless they are planning on filling in the corners with extra seats before the weekend then i wouldn`t bother, our stadium isn`t ready yet to accomodate a big name such as Cheggers.

He's rumoured to be at Leigh on Easter Monday - maybe he's doing a tour

......promoted by SJM Concerts

Doing just what!!!!!!!!!!

WAHEYYY

It wasn't a criticism

i work in a busy A&E department as a psychiatric nurse, why do you need help

wasn't taken as one

Only people who think keith chegwin will be at satuardays game need help................................keith chegwin.

Slim there is a few on here who need help, if you have any spare time..

Pills are gooood, pills are gooood.

Do you deal with folk who see dead people & stuff, like proper mad people ? There used to be a woman knocking about who was convinced that she was a pig, she used to sleep under the bed & used to walk around with stuff hiding her face and that, was a bit insane.

The closest I think I've ever come to losing the plot was, once I lived in a flat, in a rough-ish area. I sat down to have my tea, and I heard a sound, which sounded exactly like a bullet, it's the only way I can describe it, exactly at the same time, I felt a pain, so I fell to the floor really dramatic, like a scene from platoon, clutching my heart. I mean, I was seriously convinced that I'd been targetted, and shot dead whilst eating shepherds pie. As I looked down, there was no blood as I expected.

It turns out that my tea, was too hot for the plate, and the plate had cracked. I thought I was a gonner like.

That's top bonkers JWP - your (not at all) near death experience has put a big smile on my face fella!

Quality. You getting anywhere with a DTTW blog?

Maggie Philbin is still hot.

Tomorrows World experiment gone wrong?

Showing your age there!

Honestly ? Yes. I've started it, I started it last weekend, I'll hopefully have it finished soon. It's pretty much about nothing, maybe that's the point, I dunno. I'll try and whizz it across to you early this next week.