We have a really irritating guy in the office and as its April Fools day on Wednesday was looking to play a prank on him but we can't think of anything.

Thought some of you on here may have some ideas please..

Put some dog poo in a bag and tape it to the underside of his desk.

Take the wheels of his office chair so when he goes to push himself back his chair will fall over with him in it .

the old fake parking ticket always works for me, photo copy some black writing on a yellow background, plastic bag, car wind screen, hey presto!

ctrl Alt & Down if hes got xp

Best one if you have time. 'Print screen' his desktop and put it as the background, then hide the tab bar at bottom of screen and put all the icons in the recycle bin (can get them later). Or alternatively you might be able to disable them by right clicking on background. will try to click on the icons but wont be able to as he is clicking on the background.

Or/as well

Swap his Keyboard from Qwerty to the 'Dvorak' layout

Glue his pens to the lids, or just paint nail varnish onto the tips so they don't work.

Can also change the mouse so its left handed (left clicks are now done with right click and so on). Or if its one with a infared light, tape over the bottom.

Leave a message on his that says that a “Mr. Lyon” called (or Mr. Behr), and wants to be called back. Then list the phone number of the local zoo. #

Few off top of head

Oh as well, as i've started using windows for a bit as well as mac im back to seeing the 'blue screen of death', try it as a screensaver



Can ironically download it from Microsofts website.

how do you undo that?

ctrl alt and up.

Obviously!

Isn't the Gleeson to wigan thread an april fools joke?

Make him sit through wires v york on sat afternoon....




he will hand his notice in the week later...

had to make sure tho, before i start messing about with peoples p.c's at work on wednesday

Beat him senseless with a baseball bat.

Used to get the fella in work with that one until the whinging tit rang IT the one day.

Some people just can't take a joke can they.

Hee hee. Subtle!

Print my 'North, South East and West' post off, photo-copy it and stick them on all his personal items like his drink, pens, computer screen ect

He's become Mr Topsy Turvy in no time

You're all rage and doom and gloom lately, you.

Daft ones that I like to use, to spice up an average day.

1. Water Cool Roulette. Pierce a cup with a pin, place the cup back, maybe second cup so it doesn't look suss', wait for people to get a drink, see it spilling all over the shoes, etc. You do secretly dung yourself though, hoping it's not a boss.

2. Depends how big your office is, I used to work in a big office, if we had folk in fixing printers and stuff, put on a scouse accent, call yourself Graham. Tell whoever answers the phone that your calling from KWI Printers, you've got an operative Kenny in our office, could you grab a quick word with him, you get two laughs :

a. Watching your colleague go and ask 'Kenny' if it's him.

b. The bloke fuming, when he gets to the phone, you've hung up and he thinks someones playing silly beggers.

I've got lots, all very juvenile, as you'd expect from me. As i'm writing this, i'm now understanding how inevitable it was that I'd be made redundant.

and for all of you who wanted to see what JWP looks like

Calm down dear it was a joke. I really must use smileys!

You like our site don't you? Go on, admit it...

Put cellotape across the bottom of a door, about 10 inches off the ground, so when someone walks through at speed, they'll fall over.

May need masking tape instead...

then get the insurance forms out, possibly a resignation letter.