Quote ="JWP"Pills are gooood, pills are gooood.
Do you deal with folk who see dead people & stuff, like proper mad people ? There used to be a woman knocking about who was convinced that she was a pig, she used to sleep under the bed & used to walk around with stuff hiding her face and that, was a bit insane.
The closest I think I've ever come to losing the plot was, once I lived in a flat, in a rough-ish area. I sat down to have my tea, and I heard a sound, which sounded exactly like a bullet, it's the only way I can describe it, exactly at the same time, I felt a pain, so I fell to the floor really dramatic, like a scene from platoon, clutching my heart. I mean, I was seriously convinced that I'd been targetted, and shot dead whilst eating shepherds pie. As I looked down, there was no blood as I expected.
It turns out that my tea, was too hot for the plate, and the plate had cracked. I thought I was a gonner like.'"
i remember the lady well, i trained at winwick, so know some of the now passed away patients that roamed warrington, if it wasn't for confidentiality i could tell you a few tales.
oh on the near death experience i recommend some oven gloves and plates that are specially designed to withold the heat of a findus meal for one when microwaved (only joking) ......either that or theraputic abuse of valium...(helps with matt king syndrome as well)