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| Quote ="HJ Bird"You're all rage and doom and gloom lately, you.'"
Calm down dear it was a joke. I really must use smileys! |
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| Jun 2007 | 18 years | |
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| Quote ="crucrucrusaders"Used to get the fella in work with that one until the whinging tit rang IT the one day.
Some people just can't take a joke can they.'"
You like our site don't you? Go on, admit it... |
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| Aug 2007 | 17 years | |
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Put cellotape across the bottom of a door, about 10 inches off the ground, so when someone walks through at speed, they'll fall over.
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| May 2006 | 19 years | |
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| Quote ="Wire1879"Put cellotape across the bottom of a door, about 10 inches off the ground, so when someone walks through at speed, they'll fall over.'"
May need masking tape instead... |
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| Moderator | 39722 | |
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| Mar 2002 | 23 years | |
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| Quote ="Wire1879"Put cellotape across the bottom of a door, about 10 inches off the ground, so when someone walks through at speed, they'll fall over.'"
then get the insurance forms out, possibly a resignation letter. |
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| Aug 2007 | 17 years | |
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| Quote ="oli30045"May need masking tape instead...'"
As long as its the clear stuff, it doesnt matter. If its the brown tape they'll spot it. |
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| Player Coach | 6901 | No
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| Nov 2005 | 19 years | |
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| Sep 2009 | Jan 1970 | LINK |
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Set fire to his hair. That'll learn him.
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| Club Owner | 5558 | No
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| Mar 2004 | 21 years | |
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Stick Wet Paint notices all over his work area.
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| Jul 2008 | 16 years | |
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| Quote ="The Wood"Stick Wet Paint notices all over his work area.'"
or even better paint a bit on desk, and hopefully he'll put is arm in it  |
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| Dec 2004 | 20 years | |
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Set his entire work space out how he left it the night before,
but in the car park.
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| Club Owner | 5558 | No
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| Mar 2004 | 21 years | |
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Take an extra large glass of water. Ask him to place hands on a table with their palm facing downwards. Put a glass on the top of one hand and ask him whether it hurts or not. If he say 'No', then ask him to put one hand on top of the other and then you put the glass on top of it.
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| Club Coach | 4878 | No
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| Oct 2004 | 20 years | |
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| Quote ="Ian [77"Set fire to his hair. That'll learn him.'"
Hes not got enough hair...  |
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| Feb 2008 | 17 years | |
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Put a bucket of water atop his office door so when he walks in it will fall on him.
Put a telescope on his desk, that has shoe polish smeared over the eye piece.
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| International Chairman | 2328 | No
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| May 2002 | 23 years | |
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| Im glad I dont work with any of you pranksters ........ I would be a nervous wreck tomorrow!
I feel sorry for the lad in Wolfette's office!  
COME ON YOU WIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Nov 2008 | 16 years | |
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Fill his room with blocks of clear jelly so they won't be able to get in even though the coast looks clear.
If that doesn't work kill his wife
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It isn't office based, but it is brilliant. Get all the little bits of paper from hole punches and I mean lots. Put all of it in the vents in his car, the are directly below his windscreen and waiti for him to turn his air con on.
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| Quote ="getdownmonkeyman"It isn't office based, but it is brilliant. Get all the little bits of paper from hole punches and I mean lots. Put all of it in the vents in his car, the are directly below his windscreen and waiti for him to turn his air con on.'"
So much better if it they are soaked in water first |
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| Player Coach | 1983 | |
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| Dec 2006 | 18 years | |
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| Club Coach | 1672 | No
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| Dec 2004 | 20 years | |
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| Quote ="Bobby_Peru"applicant.com/the-five-best-office-pranks-of-all-time/'" Lol the missing hallway. |
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| Oct 2004 | 20 years | |
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| Quote ="getdownmonkeyman"It isn't office based, but it is brilliant. Get all the little bits of paper from hole punches and I mean lots. Put all of it in the vents in his car, the are directly below his windscreen and waiti for him to turn his air con on.'"
Can I just say this worked brilliantly....I have never laughed so much...
Plus everyone in the office was so helpful in finding me hole punches to empty. |
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