He's rumoured to be at Leigh on Easter Monday - maybe he's doing a tour

......promoted by SJM Concerts

Doing just what!!!!!!!!!!

WAHEYYY

It wasn't a criticism

i work in a busy A&E department as a psychiatric nurse, why do you need help

wasn't taken as one

Only people who think keith chegwin will be at satuardays game need help................................keith chegwin.

Slim there is a few on here who need help, if you have any spare time..

Pills are gooood, pills are gooood.

Do you deal with folk who see dead people & stuff, like proper mad people ? There used to be a woman knocking about who was convinced that she was a pig, she used to sleep under the bed & used to walk around with stuff hiding her face and that, was a bit insane.

The closest I think I've ever come to losing the plot was, once I lived in a flat, in a rough-ish area. I sat down to have my tea, and I heard a sound, which sounded exactly like a bullet, it's the only way I can describe it, exactly at the same time, I felt a pain, so I fell to the floor really dramatic, like a scene from platoon, clutching my heart. I mean, I was seriously convinced that I'd been targetted, and shot dead whilst eating shepherds pie. As I looked down, there was no blood as I expected.

It turns out that my tea, was too hot for the plate, and the plate had cracked. I thought I was a gonner like.

That's top bonkers JWP - your (not at all) near death experience has put a big smile on my face fella!

Quality. You getting anywhere with a DTTW blog?

Maggie Philbin is still hot.

Tomorrows World experiment gone wrong?

Showing your age there!

Honestly ? Yes. I've started it, I started it last weekend, I'll hopefully have it finished soon. It's pretty much about nothing, maybe that's the point, I dunno. I'll try and whizz it across to you early this next week.

t'was april fools, btw, and silly o'clock in the morning!

i remember the lady well, i trained at winwick, so know some of the now passed away patients that roamed warrington, if it wasn't for confidentiality i could tell you a few tales.

oh on the near death experience i recommend some oven gloves and plates that are specially designed to withold the heat of a findus meal for one when microwaved (only joking) ......either that or theraputic abuse of valium...(helps with matt king syndrome as well)

in my proffesional opinion, most on here are beyond psychiatric help of any kind!

very good.