Isn't the Gleeson to wigan thread an april fools joke?

Make him sit through wires v york on sat afternoon....




he will hand his notice in the week later...

had to make sure tho, before i start messing about with peoples p.c's at work on wednesday

Beat him senseless with a baseball bat.

Used to get the fella in work with that one until the whinging tit rang IT the one day.

Some people just can't take a joke can they.

Hee hee. Subtle!

Print my 'North, South East and West' post off, photo-copy it and stick them on all his personal items like his drink, pens, computer screen ect

He's become Mr Topsy Turvy in no time

You're all rage and doom and gloom lately, you.

Daft ones that I like to use, to spice up an average day.

1. Water Cool Roulette. Pierce a cup with a pin, place the cup back, maybe second cup so it doesn't look suss', wait for people to get a drink, see it spilling all over the shoes, etc. You do secretly dung yourself though, hoping it's not a boss.

2. Depends how big your office is, I used to work in a big office, if we had folk in fixing printers and stuff, put on a scouse accent, call yourself Graham. Tell whoever answers the phone that your calling from KWI Printers, you've got an operative Kenny in our office, could you grab a quick word with him, you get two laughs :

a. Watching your colleague go and ask 'Kenny' if it's him.

b. The bloke fuming, when he gets to the phone, you've hung up and he thinks someones playing silly beggers.

I've got lots, all very juvenile, as you'd expect from me. As i'm writing this, i'm now understanding how inevitable it was that I'd be made redundant.

and for all of you who wanted to see what JWP looks like

Calm down dear it was a joke. I really must use smileys!

You like our site don't you? Go on, admit it...

Put cellotape across the bottom of a door, about 10 inches off the ground, so when someone walks through at speed, they'll fall over.

May need masking tape instead...

then get the insurance forms out, possibly a resignation letter.

As long as its the clear stuff, it doesnt matter. If its the brown tape they'll spot it.

Set fire to his hair. That'll learn him.

Stick Wet Paint notices all over his work area.

or even better paint a bit on desk, and hopefully he'll put is arm in it

Set his entire work space out how he left it the night before,
but in the car park.

Take an extra large glass of water. Ask him to place hands on a table with their palm facing downwards. Put a glass on the top of one hand and ask him whether it hurts or not. If he say 'No', then ask him to put one hand on top of the other and then you put the glass on top of it.

Hes not got enough hair...

Some great ideas thanks everyone, I can't wait for tomorrow now...revenge is sweet..

Put a bucket of water atop his office door so when he walks in it will fall on him.

Put a telescope on his desk, that has shoe polish smeared over the eye piece.

Im glad I dont work with any of you pranksters ........ I would be a nervous wreck tomorrow!



I feel sorry for the lad in Wolfette's office!





COME ON YOU WIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!