The Rugby Yawnian Ra Ra Skirt Board have met today and issued the following statement,

"In view of the ammusing incident at Harlequins involving fake blood, it has been decided that clubs can now dispense with physios and replace them with make up artists to bring some excitement back to the game, players will be offered fake scars, false bruises and freeflow blood.
Further the RYRRS will be teaming up with WWE to bring a new spectacle for the game in the form of the Showmens Trophy, which will be awarded for the best fake injuries in both artistic endeavours."

You have too much time on your hands

Pev - You forgot to mention the pain-inducing spray!

lets hope it aint in a game as its disgusting that to happen in any sport cant believe that a club of that stachere could cheat in anyway. lets pray it dont come into are sport as it can give players who are innocent lenthy bans

they threw that one out