The Rugby Yawnian Ra Ra Skirt Board have met today and issued the following statement,
"In view of the ammusing incident at Harlequins involving fake blood, it has been decided that clubs can now dispense with physios and replace them with make up artists to bring some excitement back to the game, players will be offered fake scars, false bruises and freeflow blood.
Further the RYRRS will be teaming up with WWE to bring a new spectacle for the game in the form of the Showmens Trophy, which will be awarded for the best fake injuries in both artistic endeavours."