Well anyone who takes British Citizenship already has to do that. Are you suggesting that those born British should be required to do the same? When precisely?

Yes. Public ceremonies held weekly.

Perhaps they could be televised too

I think he just means the ones who are darker than 'warm beige' on the Dulux colour chart. What I'd like to know is, when those who refuse are 'asked to leave', where will they be sent?



"Hey, France, these people aren't British enough for us. You can have them."

They could all compete to see who is the most British, then the public could vote on who gets deported and to where.



"I see your cream tea in a thatched cottage and raise you a bout of fisticuffs in Newcastle town centre with a bloke who looked at your bird."

No. Should apply to all.

Please, please tell me you're being flippant and that this isn't a serious suggestion. With anyone else I'd assume it was a wind up, but you post so many staggeringly stupid things that I can't tell which are supposed to be serious and which aren't.

Can I just point out that this is not a terrorist attack.



At the least, it's a racial assault ( or would be if it was white on black), at worst, it's a religious attack/assault. The 2 beng questioned are religious fanatics. You find these bigots all over the world.



Rip to the soldier.

I don't want to do that.

I'm English, My parents are English, All 4 of my Grandparents are English and I don't want to go anywhere.

Problem?

At the risk of evoking Godwin but WTF?



Why should I, a born and bred citizen of the UK declare allegiance to something I may not agree with?

Not at all. You get to choose between spending the rest of your life in a concentration camp or being hung from a red, white and blue gallows whilst 'God Save The Queen' blasts out of a Chinese-made PA system.

We could televise the ceremonies at half time during footbal matches, those refusing could be buried up to their necks on the half way line and gradually trampled to death over the course of the second half.