Quote ="Alice's Phallus"That Australia is the greatest country in the world, that it is the home of rugby league talent and rugby league TV coverage, and that English rugby league fans are a pathetically underprivileged bunch who should be envious of Australians.
Oh yes, and in case you didn't know, Lyon is now in the south of France.'"
Greatest Country in the World?
Hmmm, raped and pillaged the indigenous people, sold them into alcoholism, gave the world Fosters, Neighbours and Steve Irwin.... nah, I don't think you're even in the top 10 "mate".