Any way, whilst we're on with the theme of asking each other how to use a computer, how do you do that trick where you turn a link into a word like what that Ramekin Skysorcerer did just up there.

No, got to take my undamaged car to a garage next week to prove that it's undamaged cos that woman's still trying to sue me for damage to her undamaged car.

Would it be better if me or [url=http://memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=52839dum-dum[/url answered that?

You find the web page you want to link to. For example [urlhttp://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/DERBY-Hull-KR-set-FC-home-advantage-Super-League/story-14455021-detail/story.html[/url, or whatever.



You go to the address bar and highlight all the gobbledygook in it, then right-click your mouse and copy all said gobbledygook.



In another tab on RLFans when you're writing your post click on the [uURL[/u box above the text area. You'll get this: [url[/url. In between the two brackets put your chosen text in, like this: [urlGolf Stand[/url.



After the l and before the of the first box insert an Equals sign like this: [url=.Golf Stand[/url. (Miss off the full stop, though.)



After the Equals sign paste your Gobbledygook from your chose website like this:

[url=wwwhtpGobbledygookGolf Stand[/url



Then you will have your beautiful link:



[url=http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/DERBY-Hull-KR-set-FC-home-advantage-Super-League/story-14455021-detail/story.htmlGolf Stand[/url.

I think I nearly understand, I'll try it next time I post a link.

True Blood series 4 starts Sunday, can't wait.

Grow up.

And he's weird looking that bloke. Got a head like a breeze block.

Got six layers lined up for tomorrow night. Bring it weather.



Radiators are mental hot in my house, sat at the bar table, thought "that's a strange smell?" trousers were about to catch fire, burnt me leg. Shouldn't concentrate so much whilst reading.



Sunzi, "The Art Of War" off into battle as a Chineese general by the end of the year.

What's a "bar table"?

This, in his kitchen. Bit of a rude picture - Skywalker might delete it.

All those dum-dums! With knobs on their heads!



I have 2 big Horse Chestnuts at the bottom of my garden. Always wanted to build a tree house pub around them.

Kind of a high thing with bar stools, our kitchen's quite big and we tend to spend a lot of time in there, but unless you sit at the table there isn't anywhere to sit so that goes next to the window.



But you knew that you pedantic wassock.

A fine red and white bromance.

Your barstools and table should be in your lounge. Silly.

Getting quite crowded in Coomb Abbey car park.

It's Coombe, you massive gormclops, who let this die?



wharfedale, that's who.



Watched a film last week that ended in a Satanic ritual (nearly got drawn in, lost me foreskin) that ended in Wharfedale, wrong 'uns them.



There was a point to resurrecting this, as ever, forgotten it.



Back later for your hatred and delectation.

I always wanted mine cutting off, the other kids at school could reach the ceiling with their pee. Think I'd miss it too much now, though.

Do you want to treat that somebody special in your life to a romantic Valentine's evening?

Then why not book onto the Valentine's Ball that we're holding at MS3 Craven Park on Tuesday February 14th? Every couple will be gifted to a glass of bubbly on arrival whilst there'll also be a red rose for each lucky lady - and that's just the start!

You'll then be able to sit down to a sumptuous three course meal with live entertainment being provided by local swing singer, Frank Dean Jnr. It promises to be an evening of true romance and with the cost being just £35 per couple demand is expected to be high. Places are strictly limited so make sure you book yours by calling the Events Team on (01482 716551).

The menu

* Roasted red pepper & tomato soup with basil oil

* Pan-fried breast of chicken served with parmentier potatoes & seasonal vegetables and a white wine, thyme & cream sauce.

* Romantic duo of desserts to share - Belgian chocolate raspberry torte & luxury toffee cheesecake.



Remember season pass holders receive 10% off, just quote your pass number when booking!

Wonder if Eve'll be my valentine?

Baby Eve? Of course, she doesn't have a choice. T'other Eve, you should check out the new stalking laws

Erm, veggie option?



Keep your beak out, Sandra.

Seriously.



Anyone taking their other half to CP for Valentines Day deserves to be dumped.

Don't be mean.