Right, just been Down Under to spy.



Don't know if they're being deliberately deceitful or what but their second question was there:





...and MR's answer: "NO".



Looks like 5 questions there, to me, MR. Is their tally now at 6?



Some sterling work going on there by the Golden One, too

Aye, they never bite though, I thought this was supposed to be fun?



It's made the forum quieter, If anything.

I think they're the most boring people in the world. They think a sausage roll and a pie is a luxury meal out. Mind you, there's only two of them playing.

Yes.

Doing my moobs in, this. I just want to know who the hell this guy is.



So, I'll steal a question without team consultation.



MR - Is this Forward player man, 28 or over?

Excellent, dum-dum. We've now asked 2 questions to their 6.

No.

You rotten meanie, MR! We thought you'd picked Shillington for us

Well, someone has to take the bull by the horns, don't they.



Does anyone know any Australian players that play in the Forwards and are under 28? (Don't answer this MR this is not a question for you).

Q3 Does this under 28 year old Australian Forward qualify to represent Queensland in SOO?

Yes.

One of two hundred and fifty players then.

Anyone on our team taking it seriously, I hope my question helped, I don't have a clue.

I make that 3 questions to their 6.



MR?

Roopy was merely clarifying, I assume, that his definition of 'backs', included 'halfbacks'. A legitimate concern - is a team made up of backs and forwards, or backs, halves and forwards?



A concern I foresaw and shared - you'll notice that both teams are trying to identify forwards. No, no - please, no applause, I'm just a simple man doing my humble best.



NK - 2 questions.

HU - 3 questions.

I'm very confused, thought they played for PNG so was going for Makali.

Hmm, your generosity towards horrid Aussie types after Mr. roopy's rimming is also duly noted.



Those two games a year that you attend might not be such a pleasant experience in future.

I'm very worried about this post and your new sig, MR. Very concerned. You're feeling sad, aren't you?

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I find it disturbing what you are doing to us...who would ever have thought

I haven't seen GML for ages, either.

Soooooooooo, what's happening? I'm incommunicado with my entire team, and bloody work is truly doing my nut this week. Help!



CBA reading 15 pages back so can somebody brief me where we are at? Am I still English or have I been shipped off to the colonies?

Kicking him off secret forums whilst laying into him will do that



The next time You, WiH or Mrs coffee have a dig about the HKR secret forum it will get mentioned with the standard irony meter picture don't worry.

Just been watching The Big Bang Theory. At one point 3 of the characters are trying to catch a cricket, behind their fridge, so they can identify its genus and species, on a Friday evening. 'I wonder what the non-pathetic are doing now.' says one of them. It resonated deeply.