Sharky is dead. Really this time.

Vet rang, said he was getting worse & she offered to put him to sleep. I cried when I told the kids. Older one cried, younger one asked for a buscuit. Picking him up at 3pm then going to have burial in the back garden, then when the kids are in bed Mr Baldhead can dig him back up & stick him in the wheelie bin. Is that allowed?

Told you you should have just banged it off a wall.



Off to a Big Gay Party on Sunday in Manc.

Might be easier to stick it in a box, tell the kids he has to lay in mourning whilst they have had a bath or eaten an easter egg, take it out and put it in the bin, then tape the box up explain you do not want worms getting in the box if they ask why the box is taped up..hey presto! no digging later, unless you want him to dig it up later

Aw bless it's still emotional isn't it why not just leave it buried

Bloody hell, wish I'd have seen this first. Ah well looks like Mr BH has some digging to do, that will teach him for th Bullet Ant remark











We get a few Cats in the garden & next doors dog sometimes gets under the fence. The kids, ( well Jake) would be mortified if he went out saw it had been dug up.

Mind you with it been Easter I reckon I could get away with the resurrection story.

Good point there although I don't think a half eaten one u wud get away with the resurrection thing but think it smart thinking all the same

Seriously, your going to allow "a titty off of Wormy, the cum guzzler"?

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

And ' my cock'.

He will invade your anus with his lightsabre. (convention stuff, this)

Light sabre bumming. Nice.

Come on guys don't push it.

It's something they do over on the secret forum. It's like an initiation ceremony.



Easty is Darth over there and it's his 'sabre that does the penetrating. If you scream you have to start back at stage one which, if I remember correctly, is something to do with getting wing-nuts in your nose hair.

Sorry Ramekin, I'll behave.



"Spare me, lest I attack the walls".

There's a secret forum? Can you say titty on there?

and i get a warning for saying =#FF0000Edit RBA

Yes there is. You can't even sign up unless you have given/received a handjob to a mod.

You're not allowed to use that word.

I read a gmod on another board use the word 'dip'

I was appalled. Certainly wouldn't get such vile language here, thank our gmods.





Suitable for toddlers

that was me

yes i know now it was on the hull board and i was calling frepnyboy it he asked the mods to ban me

What was you?

No it wasn't, You filtered it down when you typed it.



PAUL M wrote dip several hours before you did.

i just remember saying it after i couldnt use =#FF0000Edit RBA although i cant think of a better word to describe frepnyboy

There's really no need, his name has become vulgar all on it's own.