Quote Stand-Offish="Stand-Offish"I think perhaps a military tattoo might be appropriate ... don't you?

No, on reflection, the ultimate mickey take would be for us to kit out and perform as Morris dancers.
Now that I would love to see.
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Touche !
Hope you get along to the Game , the Haka bit will be a bit drawn out because the Cook Islands have their own.
Have a Look out for Dylan Napa from the Cook Islands , easy to spot , he's a flaming red head ( Father is Cook Island ).
If you haven't seen him before , he's burst onto the scene this year for the Sydney Roosters. Tall Lean Second Row Forward with real aggression.
Hopefully the Cooks don't rest him ( ala the Kiwis who are resting all of their GF players SBW , Jared W-H , Roger Tuivasa Sheck , Sam Moa , Keiran Foran ).
I don't know if you've seen or heard of Shaun Johnson the Half back for this Game pairing up with Tommy Leuluai who you will know well , Johnson would be the fastest half in the World , no stretch , If he gets one of his trade mark intercepts he's gone.
Issac John who had a poor run at Salford I hear.....has found greener pastures and had a very good season with the Penrith Panthers in terms of individual performance , hopefully he gets a run for this game as well.
The Cook Islands also have some Good Props , They've never been able to compete with the Kiwi's but i've been to a few Warm up games ( NZ V Samoa was the last 'friendly' ) the Kiwi's I'm glad to say turn it on , they don't muck around in Trial games.
Be interesting to read peoples thoughts after the Game.
It is being televised Live here , I will be getting up at 0230 to watch it.
