Yes i was just a little older when i saw "Debbie does Dallas " and this has scarred me badly, everytime i look at the cheerleader thread i get flashbacks..

Save your money, buy this instead







It'll teach you not to capitalise the initial letter of every word

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I think it was the 1st or 2nd chapter when he elaborated on the fact he sh@t himself in a pair of white linen trousers after 20 pint. I'd recommend you buy it, but for your dad.

You're very opinionated and arrogant to an extent, but also quite funny

Who Codhead ? No !

You sure about that. I've read some of your posts!

Faint heart never won fair lady

Oi, cheeky sod...both my lads are great readers!!!

I wouldn't let my 12 year old read it although you will probably have heard worse language in the playground!

just finished his book, well worth a read.

Shove Off Dick'ed

I would say it was not suitable for a 12 year old or for someone who gets offended.I would say you need a wicked sense of humour too.I have only read the first chapter and never laughed so much,rolling around crying

.My wife thought i was some raving loony.I am also thinking about sueing Sean Long for splitting my sides.

I read the first chapter at work one morning...I got some really strange looks as I giggled away in the corner!!!

It would make a great comedy.

Just got if off Amazon £8.99 inc delivery.cant wait now

Got the book as a birthday present. The first chapter is an eye opener to say the least





Remind me never to go in the sea at Blackpool.

what an opening to a book eh ah ha ha

i went skinny dipping in there round about that time it was my birthday weekend in blackpool.... i like to think id of done the same ha ha minus the near death!

And wear white trousers lol!!!

you heard your laugh



no bloody wonder

Lesson One don't swim in the sea at Blackpool!!

Cheeky get!!!

you will have forgot by january

Don't you bloody believe it...I never forget a slap owing