oh aye , & katie price aint really a woman !! jog on tinker !!

Sorry, but Craig Hall just doesn't look like a pasty man.

Yeah, more of a Quavers guy I think.

Twiglet.

Nah, Long is the Twiglet man, he's modelled his hairstyle on a handful of Twiglets after all

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Mmm, FC players and their snacks.



Craig Hall - I think we're on the right lines with a maize/corn based low-cal effort like Walkers French Fries

Long - Twiglets

Lauaki - Pepperami, obviously

O'Meley - Black pudding (likes to get the blood taste in his throat, apparently)

Briscoe - Licorice shoelaces