There's no justice in the world when good people die young and you've lived so long.

Apparently the vuvuzela will be banned if one is thrown on the pitch.



Anyone know anyone in South Africa who could do it?

Bloody things.

Straight from the Robert Green School of Goalkeeping there.....

Indeed ... perhaps he's started a trend.

Two and a half days into the football world cup and those bloody trumpets and the ridiculously slow motion facial expression replays are already making my hand reach for the remote control.



At last a goal!!!

And one to cheer up Green.

The fact you have a braincell at all to keep you alive is amazing!!



Did you get someone to show you how to take your knuckles off the floor and stop drooling for a few seconds?

Andy Townsend telling Marcel Desailly how to defend





COMEDY.GOLD

What exactly are you doing here? I don't remember you having an opinion on this thread before? Or are you just pathetically trolling?

Bingo

Edit -

Pretty sad really. Messageboards are for us to debate about things that interest us. If something doesn't interest me I don't comment on it. Shame Leaguefan doesn't have the same approach.

Me too mate, whatever floats his boat I suppose







True story, currently got Chris Coleman as a commentator





I dont think BBC is much better though, although it has improved since Adrian

Chiles switched

He likes to mention "morons" quite a lot.



To be fair I can understand why he'd be interested in talking about them.

Surely there will be some goals in this game....

For all those who have mocked the American ownership of Manchester Utd, all I have to say is:



[size=150USA USA USA![/size

Awful competition so far, few goals and most games dull midfield battles, even the best game so far, yesterday's Argie/Nigeria game was nothing special.

It's all been a bit cagey so far, but then again it usually is at the start as it is seen as imperative not to lose your first game.



Hopefully Germany will spank the Ockers tonight to spark it off a bit.

2-0 to the Germans would do nicely





Don't remeber that Serbian lad getting a first yellow.

What on earth was he thinking?

Good question. Got to feel for all those people who backed Serbia at 66/1 to win the thing

Going back to England, I thought they rarely strung a few passes together and if they can't learn to keep possession they won't go far. I also thought second half especially they went back to the darkest days of English football - long ball to the "target-man" and did it badly. If they can't offer more creativity than that they'll struggle to get out of the so-called easy group.

I was expecting a bit more from Serbia, but I'd forgotten that Ghana had quite a few decent players and they've definitely had more general threat, although the Serbs have had a couple of decent chances.