I'm a little bit dim but I do like sticking my finger up my own bottom.

matty mi owd pal..wafc written all over you eh. i do hope you arn't a police officer..the criminal public in wigan will love you.

wafc matty dear dear dear do try to keep up old boy...you know i only come on here to look at your drivel...now get yourself a nice can of special brew dont get stressed out calm down and think of me..WIDNES AND PROUD.....

Are you having an LSD flashback?

My wife once asked me to kiss her somewhere 'wet and smelly'.



So I took her to Widnes.

lsd old boy no..but judging by what toss you have wrote you must be smacked off your head...whats all that deisel underneath nice poem or jason donavan lyrics

This Isn't going anywhere....