oh....forgot the bit about the 24/7 online cricket outfitters shop not delivering goods on time

went with a mate who is a student, he had got his ticket in advance with £12 in big letters on it. When he gave it to the young lad in the turnstile the lad took a long hard look at it. Maybe this is the point where he realised he had been overcharging concessions.

or that he should have gone to specsavers

I paid on the gate and all they had were tickets marked "junior away". The guy scribbled that out and signed it.

No drama - I got in, sat where I wanted to sit.

More upset about there being no chips for sale at half time.

...first job for the 2 new telesales bods....wring around burger vans and get one to the stoop for the wakey game