Quote ="Winslade's Offload"Well what an exciting week we have had. First we sign Solomona, then just as I am about to order my shirt with his name on the back - he is not coming apparently.
Then there was the Penny Lineham mystery saga. Apparently they are both injured, but still playing for the reserves and Rochdale as its not too bad an injury really. Only for us to learn that they have in fact suffered a dip in form. Well, I suppose you could call Lineham's more of a chasm really. in fact if you fell in it you would definitely need a miners lamp to find your way out again.
And then we had fashion week for the Wembley final. What to wear ? so many choices, so little time. Should it be the Samuel Windsor lace up deck shoes or the Nike Roshe Nm Flyknit Se from ASOS. Style and comfort or simply full on bizzaz ? And what about the inner man. Should we go for the Pour Moi Forbidden Half Padded Bra from Simply Re or the Eva Lace courtesy of Figleaf. Decisions, decisions.'"
Just a wire shirt and Jeans for me, with trainers I believe. And a copy of the daily Mirror tucked under my right arm and a red rose pinned to the top so i will get recognized. Oh bugger wrong site...don't tell the wife.
