I didn't believe Mrs Goldblatt, when she said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees....then I saw her face!!!!

why did the baker have brown hands?



he kneeded a poo.

I asked the wife if she fancied a 68. 'Dont you mean a 69 ?' she replied. No, you go down on me and i'll owe you one.

I went up to this fat bird in the pub last night.



"You're a big lass, aren't you?" I said.



"Tell me something I don't know," she replied with a tear in her eye.



"Salad tastes nice."

So sad the wife has been dead for a week!

The sex is the same

But the washing is pilling up.