Any of you old romantics out there have any suggestions about what i can get our maud for valentines?

Im looking for alternative/original suggestions cos im fed up of getting her the same old every year ie, roses, chocolates, underwear etc etc etc. I'll take any ideas but please keep it clean and sensible

Nail on head, well said Mr Birch

I might get her a new hoover.

What's wrong with being careful?



My current financial situation means I need to be careful with money. Some of us can't go throwing it around left right and centre like others can. Yes, I'm tight with money because I have to be. I don't like it, but it's the way it is, so don't have a ing go at people for being careful with their hard earned money.

a dozen red roses! easy, my friend is a florist, so none of those rip off prices! lots of brownie points.

In my experience, it's cheaper to have an argument