Quote ="WireFanatic II"GMTV had a news report this morning wondering why the Americans have got no coverage of the Swine Flue pandemic. They were wondering if it's just the UK making a meal out of things.
The simple answer is that the Yanks are too wrapped up in their own self importance to report on things anywhere else.
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the Barsterd yanks who do they think they are ???
they should be going freakin mental over a cough a temperature and sore throat like us and the Chinese....... the disrespectful bleeders
they want to shut schools ive read today....Ive got an idea shut the bleedin "swine flu helplines"
and make posters that say :
"got the Flu ?.......not an OAP ?
then Feck off and stop wasting our time
Got A big Boil on your tallywhacker
then Come in by all means we'll have a look at that...."
anyone got the Health Secretary's number i could be on to a winner here